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星期一 发表于 2010-10-21 23:20

10月22日 每日笑话:doctor knows better than you

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A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.[/color]

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"



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badboy_black 发表于 2010-10-22 09:33

一名男子被街上的一辆出租车撞到了。他被送进了医院。

jacob.lu 发表于 2010-10-22 10:07

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
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一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”
医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”
听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”
妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”

随风去 发表于 2010-10-22 11:18

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒,送进了医院

kobe 发表于 2010-10-22 12:36

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital
一个人被出租车撞倒在街上,然后他就被送去医院了

clays 发表于 2010-10-22 12:43

一男子在街上被出租车撞倒在地,被送到医院

kinglongyy 发表于 2010-10-22 14:10

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
一个男人在街上被辆车撞到了,他被送进医院

51persistence 发表于 2010-10-22 19:42

一名男子在街上被辆出租车撞了,他被送到医院。

龙爱坤 发表于 2010-10-22 23:23

i  do not want to have  my wife  like this

Demon、 发表于 2010-10-23 22:47

black humour.

asd5514583 发表于 2010-10-24 11:34

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”
医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”
听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”
妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”

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