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虚伪的面具 发表于 2010-11-1 13:50

11月1号 每日笑话:Not Necessary To Answer

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:qq71]  Believe in myself to believe love,learning English every day,You will also speak fluent English. Try to translate it

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[/b]      Teacher[/font][/size][/font][size=3]:“[/size][size=3]I have two questions[/size][size=3],[/size][size=3]it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question[/size][size=3].[/size][size=3]How much hair do you have[/size][size=3]?”[/size][size=3]

      Student [/size][size=3]:“[/size][size=3]A hundred and twenty millions[/size][size=3].”[/size][size=3]

      Teacher[/size][size=3]:“[/size][size=3]How do you know it[/size][size=3]?”[/size][size=3]

      Student[/size][size=3]:“[/size][size=3]It is not necessary to answer the second question[/size][size=3].”[/size][/p]


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kinglongyy 发表于 2010-11-1 23:01

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Teacher:“I have two questions,it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?”
老师:我有两个问题,如果你知道第一题的答案的话,你就不必要回答第二个问题。你有多少头发?
Student :“A hundred and twenty millions.”
学生:1.2亿
Teacher:“How do you know it?”
老师:你怎么知道的?
Student:“It is not necessary to answer the second question.”
学生:我不必要回答第二个问题

jacob.lu 发表于 2010-11-2 10:30

Teacher:“I have two questions,it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?”
-- 我有两个问题,如果你知道第一个问题的答案,那么第二个问题就不用回答了。你有多少根头发?
      Student :“A hundred and twenty millions.”
-- 120,000,000
      Teacher:“How do you know it?”
-- 你怎么知道?
      Student:“It is not necessary to answer the second question.”
-- 没有必要回答第二天问题了吧。

余韩 发表于 2010-11-19 13:10

:loveliness:

float 发表于 2010-11-20 16:24

:)

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