11月03号 每日笑话:My Sister's Fingers
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Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail[/b][/font][/size][/font][/color][/size][/size][/font]
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[/font] Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
-- Kevin,这次因为什么迟到?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
-- 对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子,钉到两个指头了。
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
-- 怎么没有见你绑绷带。
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail
-- 哦,钉到的不是我的指头,我叫我妹妹hold钉子的。 Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail
凯文,你怎么迟到了
老师,我在家里钉钉子的时候弄伤了手指
我没见到你手上有绷带啊
哦,受伤的不是我的手指,是我叫我妹妹扶住钉子的 Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
老师:凯文,怎么这次又迟到了 ?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
凯文:老师,对不起,我在家用一颗钉子把两个手指头弄伤了。
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
老师:我没有看到绷带阿。
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail
凯文:噢,不是我的手指,我让我妹妹拿的钉子。 My Sister's Fingers我姐姐的手指
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?你这次为什么迟到啊,kevin
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.对不起,老师,我在家钉钉子的时候,钉到2个手指了
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.怎么我没见你有任何包扎呢?
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail噢,那不是我的手指,我叫我姐姐帮我拿着钉子的(钉到姐姐的手指)
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