11月12日 每日笑话：God isn't deaf, but Grandma is
[size=4][/size][size=4]Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. [color=red]At bedtime, the two boys [/color][/size]
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[size=4][color=red]knelt beside their beds to [/color][/size][size=4][color=red]say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top [/color][/size]
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[size=4][color=red]of his lungs.[/color] "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY [/size]
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[size=4]FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
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[size=4]His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't [/size]
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[size=4]deaf." To which the younger one replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
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两个小男孩在他们的祖父母家过夜。睡觉时间到了，这两个小男孩跪在床上祈祷。弟弟用非常大的声音祈祷着，“我祈求有一辆新自行车……我祈求有一个新游戏机……我祈求有一个新录像机……”
他的哥哥用胳膊肘轻轻地碰了他一下，说：“你为什么这么大声地喊叫呢？上帝又不是聋子。”
弟弟听了回答道：“上帝是不聋，可奶奶聋呀！”
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