瞌睡者
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congreg
ation. "All who want to go to heaven，please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."
Awaking with a start, the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit, "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
**** Hidden Message ***** 一位老师因为在讲课的时候有一位学生经常会瞌睡而感到烦恼。
在星期天的时候，由于该男子在前排打鼾，老师决定应该教他在上课的时候不睡觉。所以，轻轻的，他问教徒们。“你们谁想要去天堂，请站起来。”所有人都站起来了除了那个打鼾的学生。经过窃窃私语之后“请坐下”，牧师以他最高的声音吼道，“谁想要去地狱的，请站起来”
有点睡醒了，那个犯困的人猛地站起来，看见讲师站的高高的，在讲坛上愤怒着，“好吧，先生，”他说，“我不知道我们在表决什么，但是看起来只有你和我。”
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