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zhoujiazui741 发表于 2010-11-29 12:43

趣味英语Q&A

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.

**** Hidden Message *****Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

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Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

**** Hidden Message *****Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

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Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

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xiaomeixin 发表于 2010-11-29 14:33

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤有什么不同之处？
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上不可以长猴子。

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
怎样最能激怒一个农民呢？
A: By treading on his corn?
踩踏他的谷物吗？

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
世界上最强壮的动物是什么？
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
蜗牛。它把自己的房子背在身上。

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
钟表厂的人都做些什么？
A: They make faces all day.
他们整天扮鬼脸。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
怎样让梦游者停止梦游呢？
A: Keep him awake.
让他保持清醒。

ttanoo 发表于 2010-11-29 15:13

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤两者有何区别？
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上会长跳蚤，但跳蚤身上不会长猴子。
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
怎样最能激怒一个农民？
A: By treading on his corn?
践踏在他的谷物上？


Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
世界上最强壮的是什么动物？
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
蜗牛。它能把自己的房子背在身上。
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
钟表厂的工人都做些什么？
A: They make faces all day.
他们整天做鬼脸。


Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
如何阻止梦游的人梦游？
A: Keep him awake.
叫醒他。

yuanchunrong 发表于 2010-11-29 15:30

Too classic!:qq49]

clays 发表于 2010-11-29 19:17

It is so difficult for me.

for 发表于 2010-11-30 18:58

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子和跳蚤有什么不同之处？
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上不可以长猴子。

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
怎样最能激怒一个农民呢？
A: By treading on his corn?
踩踏他的谷物吗？

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
世界上最强壮的动物是什么？
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
蜗牛。它把自己的房子背在身上。

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
钟表厂的人都做些什么？
A: They make faces all day.
他们整天扮鬼脸。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
怎样让梦游者停止梦游呢？
A: Keep him awake.
让他保持清醒。

pacific10 发表于 2010-12-2 14:55

:P

zxdzxd 发表于 2010-12-3 09:42

一知半解了

792394493 发表于 2010-12-4 16:39

You are great!

mbcz1223 发表于 2010-12-6 20:24

It is so difficult for me.

kkcheung 发表于 2012-3-17 22:45

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lingkiki 发表于 2012-3-26 21:25

haha funny

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