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zhoujiazui741 发表于 2010-12-13 20:00

伟大的猎手Jonesie

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.
"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.
"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

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zhouzhou2010-yy 发表于 2010-12-13 22:47

:lol  make  laugh

icy_zhu 发表于 2010-12-17 13:27

the hunter did not kill the lion,but be wounded by a loose bull?

hemei 发表于 2010-12-17 22:16

joke

tatcc 发表于 2010-12-20 20:31

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

rxblue 发表于 2010-12-21 10:56

头一个村庄被一头吃肉的狮子困扰着。于是这个村庄的村长就写信恳请一个出名的叫做。。的猎手前来杀死这头大狮子。猎手等了几个晚上也不见狮子的影子。于是，他要求村长杀死一头牛，把牛皮给他。他把牛皮披在自己身上，静静地在牧场上等待狮子的到来。半夜，村庄的人们被一阵来自牧场的令人毛骨悚然的尖叫声吓醒了。他们兢兢战战的来到牧场，看到猎人倒在地上，痛苦的呻吟着。却不见狮子的影子。。村长问道：发生什么是啦？那头该死的狮子呢？”“忘掉你那头该死的狮子”他咆哮道，“随把你们的公牛放了？”

yy2235 发表于 2010-12-24 09:53

:qq83]He was injured by the bull.

float 发表于 2010-12-24 11:18

funny:qq88]

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