美国偶像评委经典损人语录
[color=#0000ff][/color][color=#0000ff][/color] [p=30, 2, left][color=#000000][font=宋体][size=12pt]美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（[/size][/font]American Idol[font=宋体][size=12pt]）》的麻辣评委西蒙[/size][/font]·[font=宋体][size=12pt]考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000]It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
[/color][font=宋体][size=12pt][color=#000000]听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。[/color][/size][/font]
[color=#000000]I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
[/color][font=宋体][size=12pt][color=#000000]如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。[/color][/size][/font]
[color=#000000]That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
[/color][font=宋体][size=12pt][color=#000000]你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。[/color][/size][/font]
[color=#000000]You have just invented a new form of torture.
[/color][font=宋体][size=12pt][color=#000000]你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。[/color][/size][/font]
[color=#000000]If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
[/color][color=#000000][font=宋体][size=12pt]如果你生活在[/size][/font]2000[font=宋体][size=12pt]年前，[/size][/font]
[font=宋体][size=12pt]唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000]There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
[/color][font=宋体][size=12pt][color=#000000]人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。[/color][/size][/font]
[color=#000000]You killed my favorite.
[/color][font=宋体][size=12pt][color=#000000]我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。[/color][/size][/font]
[color=#000000]It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
[/color][font=宋体][size=12pt][color=#000000]你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。[/color][/size][/font]
[color=#000000]You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.
[/color][font=宋体][size=12pt][color=#000000]你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。[/color][/size][/font]
[color=#000000]I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
[/color][font=宋体][size=12pt][color=#000000]你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。[/color][/size][/font]
[color=#000000]I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
[/color][font=宋体][size=12pt][color=#000000]我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。[/color][/size][/font]
[color=#000000]Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
[/color][color=#000000][font=宋体][size=12pt]想象一下，一头驴与[/size][/font]22[font=宋体][size=12pt]匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000]It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
[/color][color=#000000][font=宋体][size=12pt]你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。[/size][/font][/color][/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#000000] [/color][/p]
[attach]9452[/attach] Funny! that will be fun !:qq78] I keep it 果然厉害！ hilarious
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