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jiang0720 发表于 2011-3-25 09:38

3月25日笑话：five hundred times

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."**** Hidden Message *****

xiaomeixin 发表于 2011-3-25 10:59

:qq82]

zhuzi_xa 发表于 2011-4-3 22:06

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曾宝玉 发表于 2011-4-5 23:15

i like it! he helped our students !the teacher always ask us to write too many times!

lhxhaxx 发表于 2011-4-12 16:39

:)

dragon520 发表于 2011-4-23 15:56

Haha.
Teachers use this method treat the student who make mistakes.

yu_xiang_yu 发表于 2011-5-10 11:54

revenge

fangnan 发表于 2011-5-13 16:07

Haha, It's funny!
another joke about teacher: a chinese examination: tranlate the mater's well saying"苛政猛于虎", the student mistake "老虎" for "老师" as"严酷的苛捐杂税比老师还要凶猛啊！",  this translation problem is worth 2 scores, finally the teacher deduct 5 scores!

jane019 发表于 2011-5-22 10:57

I just want to say what a pitiful teacher !
He could hate his teacher but he couldn't have the right to punish the other teacheres .

kuangye678 发表于 2011-5-22 19:51

:qq82] the teacher is so pity

aizero 发表于 2011-5-23 21:38

i think i should spend more time on my english study ,because i can't understand this story totally

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