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[color=#000][font=Calibri,]1.My wife told me if she ever won the Lottery she wouldn't give me a penny and she'd move out of the country.Little does she know I've been using the same numbers as her for 5 years.
That'll wipe the smile off her fat face[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=Calibri,]☆ 我妻子时常说，假如哪一天她买彩票中了大奖，绝对会一分钱也不让给我、立马离婚搬到国外去。
她一定不知道，整整5年来我都一直买和她一样号码的彩票……
看她到时还笑不笑得出来。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=Calibri,]2.[/font][/color][color=#000][font=Calibri,]I often carry a knife round in my pocket, when on days out with the family in the summer.[/font][/color]
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Just in case I see a wasp land on my wife's neck.[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=Calibri,]☆ 夏天全家一起外出野餐的时候，我总是不忘在口袋里带上一把刀。
万一要是有只黄蜂啥的停在我老婆的脖子上，得有个家伙防身不是……[/font][/color] wow,where did you find these joke?It is so funny! [b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=339377&ptid=160800]1#[/url] [i]kobe[/i] [/b]
3. [color=#000][font=Calibri,]My family think I'm a bike stuntsman.
'Always pulling wheelies' I tell them.
The sad truth is, I'm a bin-man.[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=Calibri,][p=30, 2, left]☆ 家里人都以为我是个自行车特技运动员。
因为他们问我工作时干什么时，我都回答说自己“成天就是让前轮离地呗”。[/p][p=30, 2, left] 其实我是环卫工人，推那种滚轮垃圾桶的……[/p]
[p=30, 2, left][color=#000][font=Calibri,]4.BBC News: Officials said that radiation levels in spinach from farms near Fukushima exceeded government safety limits.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the birth of Popeye.[/font][/color][/p][p=30, 2, left]
[/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#000][font=Calibri,]☆ BBC新闻：日本政府称，在福岛市周边农村的菠菜中鉴定出了超过政府标准的辐射量。
女士们先生们，大力水手就要来了。[/font][/color][/p][p=30, 2, left]
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[color=#000][font=Calibri,]It's been exactly a year since I stopped smoking.
And 364 days since I started again.[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=Calibri,]☆ 今天距我开始戒烟已经整整一年了。
距我再次开始抽烟则是364天。[/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=Calibri,][color=#000][font=Calibri,]For just £10 a month, You can reduce your annual salary by £120.[/font][/color][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=Calibri,][color=#000][font=Calibri,][color=#000][font=Calibri,]The wife and I are trying to get pregnant...
I'll be honest...
I think she'll get there first.[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=Calibri,][color=#000][font=Calibri,][color=#000][font=Calibri,]☆ 我和妻子都很努力地想要生个孩子。
不过老实说我觉得……
她应该会比我早成功来着。[/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color]
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