史上最不浪漫的情诗
据说，2010年华盛顿邮报曾搞了一个比赛,要求写两行押韵的诗,第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫,第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品，娱大家一乐。[p=30, 2, left]1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you has screwed up my life[/p][p=30, 2, left]我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
我这辈子就毁在你手里。[/p][p=30, 2, left]2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.[/p][p=30, 2, left]你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。[/p][p=30, 2, left]3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.[/p][p=30, 2, left]善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。[/p][p=30, 2, left]4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.[/p][p=30, 2, left]爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。[/p][p=30, 2, left]5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.[/p][p=30, 2, left]曾以为一生只爱你一个
直到遇见你的二表哥。[/p][p=30, 2, left]6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.[/p][p=30, 2, left]娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。
但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。[/p]
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[p=30, 2, left]7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.[/p][p=30, 2, left]我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。[/p][p=30, 2, left]8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies![/p][p=30, 2, left]我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！[/p][p=30, 2, left]9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?[/p][p=30, 2, left]爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
你在哪沾上的一身臭气？[/p][p=30, 2, left]10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."[/p][p=30, 2, left]我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
除了一句“滚一边去”！[/p][p=30, 2, left]11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.[/p][p=30, 2, left]是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？
伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。[/p]
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