“娱人节”雷人短信
[p=30, 2, left][color=#000000][font=宋体][size=12pt]愚人节开开玩笑是可以的，但是千万要把握分寸哦。我们可以说发现了太阳系第十大行星，但是不能说太阳马上要爆炸了。玩笑既要有创意又要安全无害，要做到这点，还是很有难度的哦。[/size][/font][/color][/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#000000][/color] [/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#000000] Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
[font=宋体][size=12pt] 因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是[/size][/font]——[font=宋体][size=12pt]我上辈子是造了什么孽啊？！[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]
[font=宋体][size=12pt] [/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!
[font=宋体][size=12pt] 砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以[/size][/font]——[font=宋体][size=12pt]拍你用它最合适！[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]
[font=宋体][size=12pt] [/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
[font=宋体][size=12pt] 心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：[/size][/font]1[font=宋体][size=12pt]你跑得快；[/size][/font]2[font=宋体][size=12pt]一样快；[/size][/font]3[font=宋体][size=12pt]你比狗熊慢。答案：[/size][/font]1[font=宋体][size=12pt]你比禽兽还禽兽；[/size][/font]2[font=宋体][size=12pt]你就是禽兽；[/size][/font]3[font=宋体][size=12pt]你禽兽不如！愚人节快乐！[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]
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[font=宋体][size=12pt] [/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]Notice: April Fool's Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devil build lover!
[font=宋体][size=12pt] 通告：愚人节来临，[/size][/font]4[font=宋体][size=12pt]月[/size][/font]1[font=宋体][size=12pt]日您收到的短信均为假的，意思正好截然相反，敬请留意。以下是第一条：您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人！[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]
[font=宋体][size=12pt] [/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fool's Day!
[font=宋体][size=12pt] 沙僧说：我有[/size][/font]16[font=宋体][size=12pt]变！八戒说：我有[/size][/font]32[font=宋体][size=12pt]变！悟空说：我有[/size][/font]72[font=宋体][size=12pt]变！唐僧大怒：西天路上也没见你们变个电话，看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢！愚人节快乐！[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]
[font=宋体][size=12pt] [/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediately eat two fruits, three ring relaxed belt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?
[font=宋体][size=12pt] 饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉！八戒：记住了吗？[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]
[font=宋体][size=12pt] [/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit?
[font=宋体][size=12pt] 今天有人看见你了，你还是那样迷人，穿着格子背心，慢悠悠地走着，一副超然自在的样子，实在是可爱极了。真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的？[/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]
[font=宋体][size=12pt] [/size][/font][/color][color=#000000]You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today April Fool's Day!
[font=宋体][size=12pt] 你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了[/size][/font]……[font=宋体][size=12pt]今天可是愚人节哦！[/size][/font] [/color][/p] :qq78] OK,you did a good job! I keep it After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediately eat two fruits, three ring relaxed belt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember?
饭后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉！八戒：记住了吗？
haha~ interesting 八戒叫“Journey 吗，呵呵 第一次听说。 Funny!
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