Yo mama so...
Yo mama so...
old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
<p>poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said
"Moving."</p>
<p>nasty, her hairy armpits look like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.</p>
<p>ugly, when she puts her face next to the bowl trying to hear snap-crackle-pop, all she heard was
"ARGHHHHHHHH!!! Let's get the hell outta here."</p>
<p>old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.</p>
<p>poor, they put her picture on food stamps.</p>
<p>old, she owes Jesus Christ a quarter.</p>
<p>old, her social security number is 1.</p>
<p>poor, she can't even pay attention.</p>
<p>poor, she went to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licked everyone else's fingers.</p>
<p>old, she knew Burger King When he was a prince.</p>
<p>old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.</p>
<p>glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her</p>
<p>ugly, cockroaches go like this "HI! MOM"</p>
<p>poor, when she heard about "Last Supper," she thought she ran out of food stamps</p>
<p>old, she planted the first tree at Central Park</p>
<p>old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp</p>
<p>ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.</p>
<p>old, that when she was in school there was no history class.</p>
<p>old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.</p>
<p>old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.</p>
<p>poor, when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"</p>
<p>poor, she ate cereal with a fork to save milk.</p>
<p>hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!</p>
<p>skinny, she turned sideways and dissapeared.</p>
<p>poor, she went to McDonald's and had to put her french fries on lay-a-way.</p>
<p>old, she knew Captain Crunch when he was a private</p>
<p>nearsighted, she can see the future</p>
<p>old, her birth certificate says "Expired" on it.</p>
<p>old, she was Bob Dole's baby sitter</p>
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