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yunyou 发表于 2007-9-21 19:06

Three mice at the bar




                        
         
        
        Three mice at

      the bar

  

  

   

      <p style="text-indent: 33">Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other

      about how tough they are.</p>

      <p style="text-indent: 33">The first mouse downs a shot of Jack Daniel's, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second

      mouse and says, &quot;When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to

      work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese.&quot;</p>

      <p style="text-indent: 33">The second mouse orders up two shots of Bombay Sapphire,downs them both, slams each glass into the

      bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies: &quot;Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee

      each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day.&quot;The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.</p>

      <p style="text-indent: 33">The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, &quot;I don't have time for this

      bullshit. I gotta go home and f_ck the cat.&quot;</p>

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