Top 10 Signs Youve Got A Bad ISP...
Top 10 Signs
You've Got A Bad ISP...
<p style="text-indent: 33">1.Their company logo is two tin cans and a length of string.
<p style="text-indent: 33">2.You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq portable
and an acoustic coupler.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">3. Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack in the woods.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">4. Their proud boast: "We've been on the Internet since it was CB radio."</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">5. Their promo materials use the words "information" and
"superhighway" in the same sentence.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">6. You order an SLIP/PPP connection, email, and 2MB of server space for your personal
Web site, and the voice on the other end of the phone asks, "Would you like fries with that?"</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">7. "As seen in Better Business Bureau special reports."</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">8. "Access speeds up to 9,600 BPS in most areas."</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">9. They hawk both domain names and Rolexes on the street corner.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">10. They charge for e-mail and downloads by the word.</p>
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