50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
50 Fun Things
to Do in an Elevator
<p style="text-indent: 33">1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
<p style="text-indent: 33">2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit,
all of you just shut UP!'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">7. Shave.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air
in there?'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act
embarrassed when they open by themselves.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call
you Admiral.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">14. One word: Flatulants!</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you
hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">16. Do Tai Chi exercises.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got
new socks on!'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, 'Oh, not now, damn
motion sickness!'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">20. Meow occasionally.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">22. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">24. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">25. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">26. Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, 'You're one of THEM!' and
move to the far corner of the elevator.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">28. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">29. Leave a box between the doors.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">32. Start a sing-along.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">34. Play the harmonica.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">35. Shadow box.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">36. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">37. Lean against the button panel.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">38. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers
that this is your 'personal space.'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">41. Bring a chair along.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">43. Blow spit bubbles.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">45. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">48. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">49. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad touch!'</p>
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