WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WIVES
WHY DOGS ARE
BETTER THAN WIVES
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't cry.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs love it when your friends come over.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs think you sing great.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs are excited by rough play.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs understand that farts are funny.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Anyone can get a good looking dog.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't shop.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs never need to examine the relationship.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">A dog's parents never come to visit.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs love long car trips.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs like beer.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't hate their bodies.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">No dog ever bought a Kenny G. album.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs never criticize.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs never expect gifts.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Its legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't worry about germs.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have ever had.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet, desk=</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">or sock drawer.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their life.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready 24 hours a day.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs don't borrow your shirts.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs never want a foot rub.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs find it amusing when you are drunk.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs cant talk.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs aren't catty.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Dogs seldom outlive you.</p>
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