A Rabbits Thesis
A Rabbit's
Thesis
<p style="text-indent: 33">SCENE: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Along comes a fox, out for a walk.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">FOX: "What are you working on?"</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">RABBIT: "My thesis."</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">FOX: "Hmm. What's it about?"</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">RABBIT: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">(incredulous pause)</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">FOX: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">RABBIT: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a fewminutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumestyping.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworkingrabbit.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">WOLF: "What's that you're writing?"</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">RABBIT: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."(loud guffaws)</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">WOLF: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">RABBIT: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">SCENE: Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a pile offox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the otherside of the
room a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.</p>
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