The Amazing Word Fuck
The Amazing
Word Fuck
<p style="text-indent: 33">Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "Fuck". It is the one magical word which
just by it's sound, can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, derives from German origin: in this case from the German word
"Frigon", meaning "Whoopee".</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">In a language, "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb; both transitive (John fucked Mary), and
intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be used as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck) , and adverb (Mary is fucking beautiful) and an adjective (John is a fucking asshole).</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of fuck.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Besides it's sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations, such as:</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Fraud : I got fucked by my insurance agent. Dismay : Oh, fuck it. Trouble : I guess I'm fucked now. Aggression : Fuck you. Passive : Fuck me.
Confusion : What the fuck? Difficulty : I can't understand this fucking business. Despair : Fucked again. Philosophical : Who gives a fuck? Laziness : He's a fuck-off.
Displeasure : What the fuck's going on? Rebellion : Hang it in your fucking ear. Sarcasm : Beautiful, just fucking beautiful.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">It can be used in descriptive anatomy : He's really a fucking asshole. It can be used to tell time : It's fucking five-thirty. It can be used in
business : Who the fuck called this meeting? It can be maternal : as in "Motherfucker" It can be nautical : Fuck the admiral. It can be political : Fuck Nixon! It
can open the door to great relationships : Let's fuck. It can be used just to enchance the meaning of a word: as in "Beautifucking" or "Toofuckingriffic"
The mind fairly boggles considering the many more creative forms of use for this most factual word. How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck". Use it in your
daily speech.....it adds to your prestige.</p>
<p style="text-indent: 33">Today, tell someone: FUCK YOU!!!!!</p>
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