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yunyou 发表于 2007-9-21 19:05

Humor about Airline




                        
         
        
        Humor about

      Airline

  

  

   

      <p style="text-indent: 33">No.1</p>

      <p style="text-indent: 33">An aerial photographer hired me to fly him to a neighboring community to take pictures of a woman's farm. I assumed he knew the location and we

      began our flight. Once we got near, i asked him for specific directions. The photographer replied, &quot;the woman said it was easy to find. Just follow the highway west, and

      the name is on the mailbox.&quot;</p>

      <p style="text-indent: 33">No.2</p>

      <p style="text-indent: 33">AS TWO AIRLINERS APPROACHED, THE AIR-TRAFFIC CONTROLLER RADIOED, &quot;DELTA TWO-SEVEN-ZERO AND EASTERN FOUR-TWO-FIVE, YOU'RE BOTH THE SAME

      DISTANCE FROM THE AIRPORT. WHO WOULD LIKE TO COME IN FIRST?&quot; THINKING QUICKLY, THE DELTA CAPTAIN SAID, &quot;GO AHEAD, DELTA, YOU TAKE IT.&quot; THE EASTERN PILOT SAID

      NOTHING. HE KNEW HE'D BEEN HAD.</p>

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