你应该在出现下列情况时离开你的电脑
你应该在出现下列情况时离开你的电脑
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<p>...you wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your email first.</p>
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<p> ...you name your children Eudora, Aol, and Dotcom.</p>
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<p> ...you turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling as if you pulled the plug on a loved-one.</p>
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<p> ...you spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap, and your child in the overhead compartment.</p>
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<p> ...you decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.</p>
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<p> ...you laugh at people with 14.4 baud modems.</p>
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<p> ...you start using smileys in your snail mail (if you even remember what that is).</p>
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<p> ...you find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com</p>
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<p> ...you refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.</p>
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<p> ...you can‘t call your mother...she doesn‘t have a modem.</p>
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<p> ...you check your mail. It says "no new messages". So you check it again.</p>
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<p> ...you don‘t know what gender your three closest friends are because they have neutral screen-names, and you never bothered to ask.</p>
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<p> ...you move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape.</p>
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<p> ...you tell the cab driver to take you to http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html.</p>
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<p> ...you start tilting your head sideways to smile. </p>
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