Three Jokes
Three Jokes
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<p>Letter of Recommendation</p>
<p>When Peter learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I
deserve at least a letter of recommendation. "</p>
<p>The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters
worked for our company for 11 years. When he left us, we were very satisfied."</p>
<p>*****</p>
<p>Mushroom and Toadstool</p>
<p>Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?</p>
<p>Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom. (Note:toadstool is a kind of poison mushroom)</p>
<p>*****</p>
<p>A Good Thing</p>
<p>Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish
between them.</p>
<p>On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator; while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this I one 68f1'we caught cost us almost $
2,000?"</p>
<p>"Wow!" Larry said. "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."</p>
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