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yy2235 发表于 2011-4-14 19:37

爆冷的三字经英文翻译版

人之初 ： At the begining of life.
性本善 ： Sex is good.
性相近 ： Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远 ： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 ： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁 ： Sex will leave you..
教之道 ： The way of learning it
贵以专 ： is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 ： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处 ： chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学 ： If you don”t study hard,
断机杼 ： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 ： Dou, the Famous
有义方 ： owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 ： All his five son took it
名俱扬 ： and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 ： If your children don”t know how to do it,
父之过 ： It is all your fault.
教不严 ： If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 ： their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 ： You may refuse to study this
非所宜 ： but that is a real mistake
幼不学 ： If you don”t learn it in childhood,
老何为 ： you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 ： If you don”t exercise your dick,
不成器 ： It won”t become hard and strong.
人不学 ： If you don”t learn sex,
不知义 ： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

Sanmal 发表于 2011-4-14 20:08

:qq76] OMG!

tingroom 发表于 2011-4-14 20:15

{:7_284:}古圣人知道了要跳脚。

MarcoHoo 发表于 2011-4-14 20:25

再加个跳楼。。。。。。:qq69]

雨落风残 发表于 2011-8-3 15:29

:qq83]

估计是中国人翻译的

dragon520 发表于 2011-8-4 12:02

[quote]估计是中国人翻译的
[size=2][color=#999999]雨落风残 发表于 2011-8-3 15:29[/color] [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=425015&ptid=167663][img]http://bbs.tingroom.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url][/size][/quote]
Of course,foreigner don't know the meaning of these sentences.

annika1987 发表于 2011-8-6 20:58

{:7_284:}雷到了！！！

Q先生 发表于 2012-10-22 15:31

人不学 ： If you don”t learn sex

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