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zhoujiazui741 发表于 2011-4-16 18:38

你是同性恋吗？Are You Gay?

A man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. The devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "I don’t know what all you’ve heard up there, but hell isn’t all that bad a place. Let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"
　　The man answers, "Yes, I do"
　　"Oh, good then," the devil says, "You’ll LOVE Mondays. Every Monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. Do you like to drink?"
　　The man answers, "Yeah, sure, I like to drink."
　　The devil says, "Good, you’ll love Tuesdays, then. All we do on Tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."
　　"You’ll just love Tuesdays. Do you like to swear?"
　　"Sure," says the man, "I swear a lot."
　　"Great then. You’ll love Wednesdays."
　　The devil says, "On Wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you’ll just love Wednesdays."
　　"Oh, by the way," asks the devil, "Are you gay?"
　　"Hell no," the man replies, "I hate fags!"
　　The devil look at him, and says, "Then you’re gonna hate Thursdays."
　　**** Hidden Message *****

tingroom 发表于 2011-4-16 21:52

好笑在什么地方呢？有点不明白哦。

虚竹 发表于 2011-4-20 01:19

gay=fag??

fangnan 发表于 2011-4-22 15:01

Oh my god, it is incredible!

byzhangyang 发表于 2011-4-26 12:52

not understand completely!

ivytony 发表于 2011-4-29 19:20

try to get the reply

unionab 发表于 2011-4-29 19:50

and then ?

kuangye678 发表于 2011-4-30 22:22

i also can't understand.:qq68]

Lyra11 发表于 2011-5-1 10:49

[i=s] 本帖最后由 Lyra11 于 2011-5-1 10:51 编辑 [/i]

What's "fag"? The key of the joke must be in the end.

davy10 发表于 2011-5-1 15:49

want the result

chhichi小紫 发表于 2011-5-2 09:03

why?看看答案

peter8201 发表于 2011-5-4 15:56

:L

吉祥猪 发表于 2011-5-8 22:40

sounds a little funny……

xiaomeixin 发表于 2011-5-9 08:59

:qq79]Why isn't he a gay and he don't like Thursday?I want to know why.

yu_xiang_yu 发表于 2011-5-10 12:34

I do not understand at all.

莎莎dawn 发表于 2011-5-10 16:01

{:7_279:}

sxlray 发表于 2011-5-11 22:31

why?

lhxhaxx 发表于 2011-5-12 09:33

:victory:

sallybanana 发表于 2011-5-12 14:05

It's not funny!

懂你LOVE 发表于 2011-5-28 20:40

what are they?I want to know

kuangye678 发表于 2011-5-28 22:16

[b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=382727&ptid=168402]20#[/url] [i]懂你LOVE[/i] [/b]


    no one know?:qq68]

SugerDaisy 发表于 2011-6-8 03:08

such a hell is good. but i don't like to go to hell. Lol

呆了 发表于 2011-6-9 11:41

:D

随风去 发表于 2011-7-7 09:16

;P

veryenglish 发表于 2011-7-18 07:24

:)

jacob.lu 发表于 2011-7-18 10:29

hate Thursdays. And then, what's happening

sadness4tory 发表于 2011-8-4 08:23

wow what will happen on Thursday~~~

chirwong 发表于 2011-8-8 13:52

:P

814389246 发表于 2011-8-11 23:41

。。。

H780723 发表于 2011-8-28 20:04

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watery04 发表于 2011-9-5 13:28

not really understand...

竹间明月 发表于 2012-12-12 09:57

can not understood.

AllenHL 发表于 2012-12-28 13:14

They can only do one thing at one day?

簿子酒 发表于 2012-12-29 14:36

{:6_200:}i have no idea what 's going om

wenzhang 发表于 2013-3-7 14:07

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空岛女孩 发表于 2013-3-9 23:03

can not understand

86926090 发表于 2013-7-20 23:50

kanxia

bing_zhou7 发表于 2013-7-21 21:01

I think i don't  understand.

RachelWatson 发表于 2013-8-31 17:17

Expecting~

RachelWatson 发表于 2013-8-31 17:18

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