乞丐, 不走寻常路[20p]
[color=#111111][p=30, 2, left]相信大家总能在街边看到那些跪倒在地、晃荡着搪瓷碗的或真或假的乞丐们。我相信他们每天都能乞讨到一些钱，不过显然如果他们用更加创意的方法进行乞讨的话，“生意”会更好的。[/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“我保证不去乱花钱买零食了！”大哥啊，你身边的那一堆包装袋把你深深的出卖了……[/i][img]http://76.13.18.77/3434/5765655217_d46faa2bcb.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left]
[i]“我老婆被绑架了！还差9毛8凑够赎金！”[/i]
[img]http://76.13.18.77/3388/5765655165_4030614115.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]混蛋，竟敢用假支票戏弄我！“来自这几个人的支票恕不接受！”[/i]
[img]http://76.13.18.78/2048/5766202414_2ed32aff78.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“我的死星被人炸掉了，求捐款我好造个新的”[/i]
[img]http://76.13.18.77/3613/5766202390_3f721feb15.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“X你娘！”好吧，霸气不需要解释[/i]
[img]http://76.13.18.78/2226/5765654881_a5c185a5f8.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“我敢打赌，你绝对没法用硬币砸到我！”[/i]
[img]http://76.13.18.78/2249/5766202314_c3c10fff25.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“我是无家可归的绝地武士，需要帮助”[/i]
[img]http://76.13.18.77/3374/5765654809_bfacc93b10.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“写HTML代码换食物！”大家要做网页的话可要去找他啊[/i]
[img]http://76.13.18.77/3598/5766202232_94cafd7f3e.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“忍者杀了我全家！我需要钱去学功夫报仇雪恨！”[/i]
[img]http://76.13.18.77/3608/5765654729_600be33a1b.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“踢屁股。一元一次！”[/i]
[img]http://76.13.18.78/2117/5766202162_bdc134b691.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]给我买瓶酒的10个原因：
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1. [b]这需要理由吗？！[/b][/i]
[img]http://98.136.170.121/5224/5766202086_39cef7d39d.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“家里有16个老婆7条狗3只皮包骨头的猫35个小孩，请帮帮忙”[/i]
[img]http://98.136.170.121/5145/5766202050_c817bbe5cc.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“卖淫嫌太丑，偷盗嫌太笨”所以你来乞讨了么！？[/i]
[img]http://98.136.170.121/5107/5766202000_11bb569024.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“雪撬坏了，筹钱修理”[/i]
[img]http://98.136.170.121/5068/5766201976_f6d2312ff2.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“我们筹钱是为了买新乐器”是的，我们绝对不是为了喝酒来乞讨的[/i]
[img]http://76.13.18.77/3660/5766201946_65e817a67f.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left]“10010011010111……”不要用机器码啊混蛋！人类看不懂啊！
[img]http://76.13.18.78/2122/5766201864_99fc7888c1.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“急需资金进行酒类研究”[/i]
[img]http://98.136.170.121/5150/5766201908_cab7c6f162.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“2009失业奥林匹克大赛”[/i]
[img]http://98.136.170.121/5221/5765654357_e83664fdd3.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“我是时间旅行者，没钱买零件修理时间机器” 那我资助你，修好了能让我用一次吗？[/i]
[img]http://98.136.170.121/5063/5766201610_b3f9f0407e.jpg[/img][/p][p=30, 2, left][i]“别TM等爷开口！”[/i]霸…霸气外露啊
[img]http://76.13.18.78/2331/5765654325_14141bc651.jpg[/img][/p][/color] wow ! it is my first time to see different ways to beg by other people , it is incredible!:qq69]
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