Humor Impaired Preacher
A preacher, who was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip [b]pastors（牧师）[/b] for their ministry.Among the speakers were many well known and [b]dynamic speakers（电动扬声器）[/b] . One such boldly approached the [b]pulpit（讲道台）[/b] and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well.
The next week, our pastor decided he'd give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his [b]sermon（布道，训诫）[/b] . As he approached the pulpit that Sunday, he tried to [b]rehearse（排练）[/b] the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.
Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that was not my wife!"
The [b]congregation（集会，圣会）[/b] inhaled in surprise. After standing there for almost 10 seconds in the [b]stunned（受惊的）[/b] silence, trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember who she was!"
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