The Evangelist
A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV [b]Evangelist（福音传教士）[/b] comes on and promises to heal the sick."If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and place your left hand on the [b]afflicted（折磨的）[/b] area, the Almighty Lord will heal you."
So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his [b]crotch（胯部）[/b] and his wife says "Gee honey he said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
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