Some jokes
[size=5][color=black][/color][/size][size=5][color=black]1.Why are you late?[/color][/size]
[size=5][color=black][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=black]Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".[/color][/size]
[size=5][/size]
[size=5][/size]
[size=5][/size]
[size=5][/size]
[size=5][/size]
[size=5][color=black]2.Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”[/color][/size]
[size=5][/size]
[size=5][/size]
[size=5][/size]
[color=black][size=5]3.Who is the laziest
Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
Jack:I don`t know ,father.
Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?
Jack:Our teacher ,father. [/size]
[/color] :lol :lol ;P ;P interesting ！
页:
[1]