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觉醒ing 发表于 2011-11-16 21:35

英语笑话11月16日-What is intelligence?

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[font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=宋体, MS Song][size=5][color=red][b]Please read the short passage below  and answer the following questions:<1>“Is the ditch digger highly intelligent?”      [/b][/color][/size][/font][/size][/font]
[font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=宋体, MS Song][size=5][color=red][b]       <2>Who is the most intelligent one in this passage?[/b][/color][/size][/font][/size][/font]
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[font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=宋体, MS Song][size=6][color=#000000][b]What is intelligence?:qq82] [/b][/color][/size][/font][/size][/font]
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[font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=宋体, MS Song][size=4][color=#000000]Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to [/color][/size][/font][/size][/font][/size][/font]
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the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch  [/color][/size][/font][/size][/font][/size][/font][font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=宋体, MS Song][size=4][color=#000000]

when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?"
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[font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=宋体, MS Song][color=#000000][size=4]"I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."[font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=宋体, MS Song][size=4]So he[/size] [/font][/size][/font][/size][/color][/font][/size][/font][/size][/font][/size][/font]
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are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the  

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[font=ˎ̥][size=10.5pt][font=宋体, MS Song][size=4]"Intelligence," the boss said."What do you mean,intelligence'?"[/size] [/font][/size][/font]
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this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard  

as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried  

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The boss said, "That's intelligence!" [/font]

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[size=4]"What did he say?"[/size]  [/font]

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"Take your shovel and hit my hand."


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watery04 发表于 2011-11-17 09:49

1. No.
2. The boss

tingroom 发表于 2011-11-17 14:43

1. No
2. The boss

May. 发表于 2011-11-17 16:44

1，no
2 ,the boss

fuyu 发表于 2011-11-17 19:22

obviously the boss is the most clever

觉醒ing 发表于 2011-11-17 20:52

[b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=499772&ptid=243583]5#[/url] [i]fuyu[/i] [/b]


    you are right!:qq50]

huaxiangsiji 发表于 2011-11-18 21:49

no,the man is foolish.  
the boss is clever. he is the most intelligence one.

觉醒ing 发表于 2011-11-19 15:27

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    excellent!:qq88]

星期一 发表于 2011-11-19 21:24

1. No.
2. The boss
It's quite interesting story. I'm more interested in the moment that striking digger's face by shovel.{:6_200:}

觉醒ing 发表于 2011-11-20 12:17

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    i also think that moment is the most interesting:qq88]

李武军 发表于 2011-11-21 08:52

the boss is intelligent and the digger is a real fool

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