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觉醒ing 发表于 2011-11-17 11:56

英语笑话11月22日-Blind Date（男女初次会面）

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小钰钰 发表于 2011-11-17 15:42

an old joke

觉醒ing 发表于 2011-11-17 20:57

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    maybe,and it is the first time for me to read it:qq50]  thank you for your replaying:qq87]

李武军 发表于 2011-11-21 09:05

Is there someone dead? the one who is dead is the girl's grandfather? I don't feel it funny

觉醒ing 发表于 2011-11-21 11:36

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    我的理解是那只是想离开的一个借口啊呵呵

李武军 发表于 2011-11-21 13:18

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   这个我是理解的，不过是不是只有那个men想离开？

觉醒ing 发表于 2011-11-21 14:03

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    显然是俩人都想离开，恰巧借口相同吧:qq83]

fuyu 发表于 2011-11-21 21:58

i have read it in chinese before ,very interesting

李武军 发表于 2011-11-22 07:56

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   I got it

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