英语笑话11月20日-Important thing for doctor
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[b][color=#000000][float=left][attach]12849[/attach][/float][/color][/b] [p=30, 2, left] In an [url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_doctor.htm#learn][color=magenta]anatomy[/color][/url] class, a professor teaches his students with the real dead body. Every students stand around the [url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_doctor.htm#learn][color=magenta]surgery[/color][/url] table. The dead body lie there covering by a big white blanket.The professor starts teaching " To be a good doctor, there are two important things that everyone of you have to keep in mind. The first one is NEVER FEEL [url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_doctor.htm#learn][color=magenta]DISGUSTING[/color][/url] WITH THE BODY".The professor then open the blanket and slowly [url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_doctor.htm#learn][color=magenta]poke[/color][/url] his finger deeply to the dead body's anus, spin the finger and suck it right in front of the students.The professor said to everyone "do it Hurry!"The students are all feeling very disgusting with the [url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_doctor.htm#learn][color=magenta]bizarre[/color][/url] example but they all decide to do it just to satisfy the [/p]
[p=30, 2, left]professor.After everyone is done, the professor strongly stare at everyone and said out loud."Well, the second important thing for being a good doctor is that "BE [url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_doctor.htm#learn][color=magenta]OBSERVANT[/color][/url]." If you noticed it you would see that I poke my [url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_doctor.htm#learn][color=magenta]middle finger[/color][/url] in the anus but suck my [url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_doctor.htm#learn][color=magenta]index finger[/color][/url]!!"[/p]
[p=30, 2, left][color=red](The students did not realize that the doctor use different finger so they all got fooled by him and suck the finger they use to poke the anus (yuck!!)[/color][/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#ff0000][/color][/p][p=30, 2, left][b][size=4][/size][/b][/p][p=30, 2, left][b][size=4]Notes:[/size][/b][/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#6600ff]anatomy[/color] = The science of body structure and organism[/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#6600ff]surgery[/color] = Medical Operation[/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#6600ff]disgusting[/color] = Highly offensive with something[/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#6600ff]poke[/color] = Push or jab[/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#6600ff]bizarre[/color] = Extremely unconventional style or manner[/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#6600ff]observant[/color] = Quick to perceive or apprehend[/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#6600ff]middle finger[/color] = Second finger between index finger and ring finger[/p][p=30, 2, left][color=#6600ff]index finger[/color] = Finger next to thumb[/p] oh my god, the professor has fooled all the students.
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