英语笑话11月23日-What time is it ?(现在是几点）
[i=s] 本帖最后由 觉醒ing 于 2011-11-23 13:42 编辑 [/i][font=新宋体][size=5][color=blue][b]What time is it? :qq71] [/b][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Trebuchet MS] [size=4]A [color=magenta]tramp[/color][/size][/font][font=Trebuchet MS][size=4][color=magenta] [/color]lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up , and asked him, "Excuse me.Do you know what the time is?" The tramp replied, "I'm sorry - I don't have a watch, so I don't know the time." The man [/size][/font][url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_tramp.htm#learn][font=Trebuchet MS][size=4][color=black]apologised[/color][/size][/font][/url][font=Trebuchet MS][size=4] for waking the tramp and the couple walked away.[/size][/font]
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[font=Trebuchet MS][size=4] The tramp lay down again, and after a few minutes went back to sleep. Just then, a woman, who was out walking her dog, shook the tramp's shoulder until he woke up again. The woman said, "I'm sorry to trouble you, but I'm afraid I've lost my watch - do you happen to know the time?" The tramp was a little annoyed at being woken up again, but he [/size][/font][url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_tramp.htm#learn][font=Trebuchet MS][size=4][color=black]politely[/color][/size][/font][/url][font=Trebuchet MS][size=4][color=black] [/color]told the woman that he didn't have a watch and didn't know the time. [/size][/font]
[font=Trebuchet MS][size=4] After the woman had gone, the tramp had an idea.He opened the bag that [/size][/font][url=http://www.kinglishschool.com/joke_tramp.htm#learn][font=Trebuchet MS][size=4][color=black]contained[/color][/size][/font][/url][font=Trebuchet MS][size=4][color=black] [/color]all his [color=magenta]possessions[/color] [/size][/font][font=Trebuchet MS][size=4]and got out a pen, a piece of paper and some string. On the paper, he wrote down, 'I do not have a watch. I do not know the time'.[/size][/font]
[font=Trebuchet MS][size=4] He then hung the paper round his neck and eventually dropped off again. After about 15 minutes, a policeman who was walking through the park noticed the tramp asleep on the bench, and the sign around his neck. He woke the tramp up and said,“？？？？？”[/size][size=5][color=red]（Please replying if you want to know the result!:lol )[/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Trebuchet MS][size=4][color=#ff0000][/color][/size][/font][font=Trebuchet MS][size=5][color=blue]Notes:[/color][/size][/font]
[color=black][font=Trebuchet MS][size=4]tramp = homeless person[/size][/font][/color]
[color=black][font=Trebuchet MS][size=4]possession = Noun for possess or to own something[/size][/font][/color]
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[font=Trebuchet MS][size=4][color=#ff0000][attach]12870[/attach][/color][/size][/font] hi,buddy,it 2'o clock Don't you know the time?It's one o'clock now. I think the policeman will tell the tramp specific time You want to know what time it is? It's 2 o'clock now. the police will tell the man what is the time now{:6_200:} Hey, it's lunch time now.:lol
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