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觉醒ing 发表于 2011-11-26 16:20

英语笑话11月26日-History can reoccur(昨日重现）

[size=5][b][u]History can reoccur[/u][/b][/size]
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    [size=4][color=blue]A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .  While they were there, the wife passed away[/color][/size][size=4][color=blue]. The undertaker [/color][/size][size=4][color=blue] told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in The Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=blue]    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" [/color][/size]
    [size=4][color=blue]The man replied：“？？？？？？？？”（Please replying if you want to know the result!:qq87] )[/color][/size]
    **** Hidden Message *****

[size=5][b][u]Notes:[/u][/b][/size]
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[size=5][color=blue][size=4]nagging  adj.纠缠不休的, 抱怨的, 唠叨的[/size][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=blue][size=4]Jerusalem :Jerusalem is the city in Israel where Jesus was born and passed away (耶路撒冷）[/size][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=blue][size=4]pass away:逝世，消磨（时间），消逝[/size][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=blue][size=4]undertaker: Person whose business is the management of funeral / dead people (承办人，殡仪业人员）[/size][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=blue][size=4]Holy Land:圣地（巴勒斯坦）[/size][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=blue][size=4]rise from:由...复活；从...上升[/size][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=blue][size=4]reoccur  vi. 重新出现，重新发生
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觉醒ing 发表于 2011-11-26 16:22

[code]df[/code]

wuye0301 发表于 2011-11-26 16:31

I can't not think out any interesting answer.

wuye0301 发表于 2011-11-26 16:38

I can't not think out any interesting answer.

fuyu 发表于 2011-11-28 20:04

let me see the answer

andywhy 发表于 2011-12-4 09:55

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    ya, it's just a joke and maybe i know the answer!:lol

芳群 发表于 2011-12-11 16:23

:qq82]I was not a smart person

觉醒ing 发表于 2011-12-11 17:23

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    I think you are the best!:loveliness:

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