我，你，她 I, You & She
[p=30, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student. [/size][/font][/p][p=30, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son. [/size][/font][/p][p=30, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.[/size][/font][/p][p=30, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天，他学了三个词：我，你，她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说：我，我是你的老师；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。 [/size][/font][/p][p=30, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]彼得回到家里，爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说：我，我是你的老师；（然后指着他的妈妈）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。他的爸爸听了非常生气，说：我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着他的妻子）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。[/size][/font][/p][p=30, 2, left][font=Times New Roman][size=4]第二天，老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。是的，彼得自豪地说，我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。[/size][/font][/p] [i=s] 本帖最后由 觉醒ing 于 2011-12-11 17:36 编辑 [/i]an interesting joke!but someone has already shared it with us!maybe you didn't see it :P
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