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xln1120 发表于 2009-4-17 14:43

Nun urine test

One day, an old nun feel unwell, so called small nun with her to the hospital to check urine samples. Unfortunately women have been halfway to the next hit, urine all sprinkle the ground. Small nuns do not know how to do. The woman said: "No is the urine, I'll give you a little bit you can." Small nuns think about, brisk, said: "good"!

Wait until the inspection reports from the time, he found the old nun pregnant! So sigh old nun said: "The animals are now unreliable, and even vegetables are unreliable it?"

译文:

一天,一个老尼姑觉得身体不适,于是就叫个小尼姑拿着她的尿液样本去医院检查。不巧半路被个妇女给撞了下,尿全部洒在了地上。小尼姑不知道怎么办。那个妇人说:“不就是尿嘛,我赔你点就是了。”小尼姑一想也是,爽快的说:“好”!

等到检验报告出来的时候,竟验出老尼姑怀孕了!于是老尼姑仰天长叹:“这年头动物靠不住,连青菜都靠不住了吗?”

chm8624 发表于 2009-4-19 20:36

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