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觉醒ing 发表于 2011-12-20 14:54

英语笑话12月19日-Newborn

[b][size=4][color=blue]Newborn(新生儿）[/color][/size][/b]

[color=purple]Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench [/color][color=purple]under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" [/color]
[color=purple]Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really !? Like a newborn baby !?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants". [/color]

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pedo123 发表于 2011-12-20 15:10

貌似 有很多 不和谐信息啊。。。斑竹

觉醒ing 发表于 2011-12-20 15:15

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    :qq79]

zqytwy 发表于 2011-12-20 17:36

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哎，恐怖。。。。:L 。。。Ah, the terrorism

fuyu 发表于 2011-12-20 17:47

这就是两个人不同的心态吧:qq83]

觉醒ing 发表于 2011-12-20 18:39

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觉醒ing 发表于 2011-12-20 18:42

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    we are growing old...:qq79]

zqytwy 发表于 2011-12-20 19:09

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    我特别喜欢来，看来加分起到了主要性作用，哈哈，好贪。谢谢您提醒：坦然面对年华老去的过程，换个心态也许一切还是ok的。祝福。I especially like to, it seems that a major sexual function cent, ha ha, good greedy. Thank you to remind: open to the process of we get old, change a mentality maybe all ok still. A blessing.

小尾巴猪 发表于 2011-12-21 09:58

就好象看到半瓶水的两个人截然不同的反应啊！

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