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xln1120 发表于 2009-5-8 17:18

Three Jokes

[b]We Can’t Kill Half a Duck[/b]

Guest : “Look here ! How long I wait for the half portion of duck I ordered?”
Waiter : “Till somebody orders the other half. We can’t go out and kill half a duck.”  

我们不能杀死半只鸭子

顾客:“喂,注意!我必须等多久才能得到我要的那半只鸭子?”
服务员:“等到有人要另一半。我们无法出去杀死半只鸭子?”

[b]Bring Me One of the Winners[/b]

Customer : “Waiter, my lobster is without a claw. How is that?”
Waiter : “Well, sir, they are so fresh that they fight with each other in the kitchen.”
Customer : “Take this one away, and bring me one of the winners.”

给我拿一只获胜的来

顾客:“服务员,我的龙虾少一只螯。这是怎么回事儿?”
服务员:“先生,他们太新鲜了以至于在厨房里就打起来了。”
顾客:“把这只拿走,给我拿一只获胜的来。”

[b]You Don’t Know My Father[/b]

Teacher : “Vincent, if you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have ?”
Vincent : “One dollar.”
Teacher (sadly) : “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent : “You don’t know my father.”

你不了解我父亲

老师:“文森特,如果你有一元钱,你再向你父亲要一元钱,你会有几元钱?”
文森特:“一元钱。”
老师(遗憾地):“你不了解算术。”
文森特:“你不了解我父亲。”

chenxiao 发表于 2011-1-11 19:03

:qq81]you don't know my father

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