英语笑话12月29日-A newly married woman （笨媳妇）
[font=Comic Sans MS] [size=3][color=darkred]A newly married woman was sitting on a chair, looking vexed, when her husband came home. "What's up? Why do you look so troubled?" the husband asked. The woman replied, "I'm so sorry. I was ironing your new suit and burned a hole in your trousers." And the man said, "That's all right. I have another pair that is exactly the same." "Thank God you do. I used it to mend this pair,"the wife responded.:shutup: [/color][/size][/font][font=Comic Sans MS][size=3][color=#8b0000][/color][/size][/font]
[color=#a9138b] [size=2] 有一个刚结婚的太太，坐在椅子那边，看起来很懊恼，她先生回家看到她这个样子，就问：“嗨，你怎么啦？为什么看起来这么懊恼呢？”太太说：“很抱歉，你那件新做的西装裤被我烫坏了，烫成一个洞了。”他先生说："啊！那个没关系啦！我还有另外一件一样的裤子。”她说：“是啊，还好我把那件新的拿出来补那件被我烫坏的。”[/size][/color] she must be a genius! :qq80]who want to be a newly married woman like her? I don't! [b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=565840&ptid=294114]2#[/url] [i]tingroom[/i] [/b]
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