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觉醒ing 发表于 2012-3-12 21:48

英语笑话2012-3-12-Secret For a Long Life（ 长寿秘诀）

[float=left][attach]13307[/attach][/float]A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his [b]porch（门廊）[/b] .
I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?
I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.
Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six.
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，那女士说。你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？
我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。
哦，真神奇，女士说。你高寿？
二十六。

tingroom 发表于 2012-3-13 14:53

:qq76]poor guy

kobe 发表于 2012-3-13 20:46

Twenty-six;P

ATM2012 发表于 2012-3-16 23:25

Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six.
:pig36)

z-linan 发表于 2012-3-17 20:57

Yeah,it's amazing,he must look like sisty-two.;P

XILANGLBN 发表于 2012-3-18 23:02

;P

hoyongqi 发表于 2012-4-1 00:12

It's amaze

jane019 发表于 2012-4-4 14:37

oh，my god.

mnwinm000 发表于 2012-4-15 09:43

not bad

YPJ 发表于 2012-5-28 10:42

An old youngman

Rachel0818 发表于 2012-5-31 13:59

Pathetic young man.

AllenHL 发表于 2012-6-7 09:00

A woman who said the wrong thing

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