Your horse called
[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000ff][color=#008000][font=Verdana][size=4]Your horse called[/size][/font][/color][font=Verdana][size=3][color=#008000]A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?" [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with ’Betty Sue’ written on it." [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]He says, "Jeez, honey, ’Betty Sue’ was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs and walks away.[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]Three days later he’s reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]He asks, "What was that for?" [/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]She answers, "Your horse called."[/color][/size][/font]
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[b][font=Verdana][size=4][color=green]你的马打电话来了[/color][/size][/font]
[/b][font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]一个家伙正在看报纸，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]他问道：“这是为什么？”[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]她说：“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘Betty Sue’的纸条。”[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]他说：“哎呀，亲爱的，‘Betty Sue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。”[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]她耸了耸肩，走了。 三天后他正在看报纸，妻子走到他身后，又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]他问：“这又是为什么？”[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Verdana][size=3][color=green]她答道：“你的马打电话来了。”[/color][/size][/font]
[/color][/size][/font] 顶此水贴
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