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AllenHL 发表于 2012-6-20 09:26

How much English can you speak?

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

中文翻译
"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"
法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文？"
被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！"

xinshijieeye 发表于 2012-6-20 14:52

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suns13delia 发表于 2012-6-20 15:11

hah hah hah...give me your wallet. lol XD

kobe 发表于 2012-6-20 20:57

hah! that guy is funny!

竹间明月 发表于 2012-6-25 09:39

he can just speak some key words that is used in robbing.

leyla 发表于 2012-7-17 18:58

no wonder the others get him wrong

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