1月3日英语笑话：The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter
[align=center][size=3][color=darkslateblue][size=4][b]The Multi-Purpose Fly Swatter[/b][/size][/color][/size][/align][size=3][color=darkslateblue][b][size=4][/size][/b]A mother came home from shopping for tea, and sawthat some tea had already been made by her 15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked the daughter, "Did you use the tea strainer?" Because in England they use chopped tea leaves tomake tea, and you have to use a tea strainer to strain out the tea leaves, and then drink only the liquid.
And the daughter said, "Yes, mother, I did filter the tea leaves. But I couldn't find the tea strainer,so I used the fly swatter."
The mother said, "Oh! My God! Why did you do that? You shouldn't have done that!"
[align=left]And the daughter said, "Oh mother, don't panic. It's just an old one. I didn't use the new one." [/align]
[align=center][size=4][color=darkred][b]多功能苍蝇拍[/b][/color][/size][/align][b][size=4][/size][/b][align=left]
[color=darkred] 母亲购物回来，想喝点茶，发现她15岁的女儿已经泡好茶了，就问女儿：‘你用滤茶器了吗？’因为英国人用碎茶叶来泡茶，所以要用滤茶器过滤出茶水来喝。[/color][/align][align=left][color=darkred] 女儿回答：‘妈，我有过滤，但因为找不到滤茶器，所以就用苍蝇拍来过滤。’[/color][/align][align=left][color=darkred] 母亲听了就说：'噢！怎么搞的，你不能这样做啦！’[/color][/align][align=left][color=darkred] 女儿回答：‘妈，你不要紧张，我只是用那支旧的苍蝇拍，没有用新的那支！’
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