2012年7月28日笑话： I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着？可是你[url=http://wenwen.soso.com/z/Search.e?sp=S%E7%9C%BC%E7%9D%9B&ch=w.search.yjjlink&cid=w.search.yjjlink][color=#0000ff]眼睛[/color][/url]都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。” :qq74]:qq74] thank you for bring us so many smile everyday why did the man hate to look at ladies standing up beside him in a crowed bus? Because he don't want to put his seat to others.
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