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halo 发表于 2010-1-21 10:49

1月21日笑话分享：Five Hundred Times

[i=s] 本帖最后由 halo 于 2010-1-23 08:26 AM 编辑 [/i]

[color=#4b0082]:qq66] 　what is the judge's lifelong ambition?give your answer to get the score.　   [/color]

[color=#4b0082]       [/color][size=3][color=#4b0082][b]Five Hundred Times
[/b]　　In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
　　She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.
　　A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. You are a school teacher, eh? said he. Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.

[font=楷体_GB2312]　　[/font][/color][/size][size=3][font=楷体_GB2312][color=#4b0082][b]五百遍
[/b]　　在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。
　　女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。
　　法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现今生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。

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whitney0221 发表于 2010-1-21 15:22

i don't understand

老耿 发表于 2010-1-21 16:24

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seon 发表于 2010-1-21 22:17

[color=Red][/color]:lol

tingroom 发表于 2010-1-22 08:42

her dream is surprising.[b] [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=107869&ptid=44874]1#[/url] [i]halo[/i] [/b]

maja619 发表于 2010-1-23 05:07

The question should be, what is the judge's lifelong ambition?

kylezhou2010 发表于 2010-1-26 13:41

;P
lifelong ambition. good

welove312 发表于 2010-3-25 14:23

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ck3891 发表于 2010-3-26 10:06

judge want the teacher to do something  that he did when he was a boy..

mrgdh2008 发表于 2010-3-26 17:03

So funny.
The judge's lifelong ambition is blame teacher:pig41)

welove312 发表于 2010-4-8 15:23

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昭君王 发表于 2010-4-9 14:18

i don`t feeling what it is

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