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halo 发表于 2010-1-22 13:07

1月21日双语笑话:A modern Girl

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[color=#006400][font=Tahoma][b][size=4]A modern Girl
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[/size][/b][size=4][font=Tahoma]A modern girl went to the theatre with a vest and a pair of slippers. [/font][/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma][size=4]The ticket-examiner turned her away very politely:" Miss, NO ADMISSION WITH  SLIPPERS." [/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma][size=4]" Really?" the girl took off the slippers and carried them in her hands, [/size][/font][font=Tahoma][size=4]" Then I will go in barefootedly." [/size][/font]
[font=Tahoma][size=4]" Oh, my god!" the ticket-examiner cried out, " Fortunately, I have not told her NO ADMISSION WITH A VEST."[/size][/font]
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一个穿着背心和拖鞋的时髦女孩去剧院看演出。 检票员非常礼貌地把她叫住说:” 小姐,穿拖鞋是不能进去的。“ “真的?“ 于是女孩脱下拖鞋用手拿着,“那么我将光着脚进去。“噢,我的天!“检票员大声喊道," 幸运地是我没有告诉她穿背心不能进入。"[/size][/font]
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Banyan 发表于 2010-1-28 15:41

wow! took off the vest...

OCCA 发表于 2010-1-29 09:05

bare body?

kylezhou2010 发表于 2010-1-29 14:22

" Fortunately, I have not told her NO ADMISSION WITH A VEST."
多么可惜啊,我怎么就没有说穿背心不准进入呢?
what a pity,why i have not told her NO ADMISSION WITH A VEST

sha 发表于 2010-1-29 17:15

so funny ,if the  ticket-examiner  tell her NO ADMISSION WITH  VEST ,the girl impossible to take off her vest ,the story only a jock

len39788318 发表于 2010-2-1 20:20

so funny

welove312 发表于 2010-3-25 11:51

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hulingqiang 发表于 2010-4-21 17:34

what a crazy girle!

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