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beiju 发表于 2010-1-29 14:36

1月29日笑口常开：That's nice, that's real nice

:qq66] do you know why the husband send his wife to etiquette school?write down your answer to gain the score.

One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea.

One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says 'Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn't it nice?'

To which the other woman replies, 'Oh that's nice, that's real nice.'

The first woman then says , 'And just last month he took me on one of them Caribbean cruises.'

The second woman again replies, 'Oh that's nice, that's real nice.'

'Well sweetheart doesn't your husband ever buy you nice things or send you nice places?'

'Oh', the second woman responds, 'When we first got married he did send me to etiquette school.'

'Why'd he do that?' the first woman asks.

To which the second fine southern woman replies,

'Well you see, before, when someone told me about the jewellery their husband gave them, or the trips he sent her on, I would have just said I don't give a freak,



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让昨天随风 发表于 2010-1-29 22:03

she didnot give a freak.

shouren1987 发表于 2010-1-29 23:18

no matter things his wife meet or hear ,she can always keep her head.

shouren1987 发表于 2010-1-29 23:20

let others feel very well

liling2233 发表于 2010-1-30 20:23

the second woman's mean that woman like's to show off her something

kkdashe 发表于 2010-1-30 22:19

the second woman was impolite when others show off their jewellery

kylezhou2010 发表于 2010-2-1 18:24

the second woman never got the gifts from her hasband ,and never be sent on by her hasband except etiquette school.

kylezhou2010 发表于 2010-2-1 18:25

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i made a misunderstand.

zouke5200 发表于 2010-2-1 22:43

what mean

welove312 发表于 2010-3-25 11:37

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mrgdh2008 发表于 2010-3-31 10:16

:pig25)Not give  a  freak.

mrgdh2008 发表于 2010-3-31 10:28

Such  a classical joke.And I didn't understand it when I read it first.:pig36)

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