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tang24 发表于 2012-11-10 20:15

How old are you?

[align=left][color=#333333][font=宋体][size=14px]A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. [/size][/font][/color][/align]

[align=left][color=#333333][font=宋体][size=14px]"I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What‘s your secret for a long happy life?" [/size][/font][/color][/align]

[align=left][color=#333333][font=宋体][size=14px]"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." [/size][/font][/color][/align]

[align=left][color=#333333][font=宋体][size=14px]"That‘s amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?‘ [/size][/font][/color][/align]

[align=left][color=#333333][font=宋体][size=14px]"Twenty-six," he said.[/size][/font][/color][/align]

Q先生 发表于 2012-11-10 20:46

:qq81]it's great

kobe 发表于 2012-11-10 21:53

Thank you!

icefire 发表于 2012-11-14 09:33

what's the meaning of the word "porch"

tang24 发表于 2012-12-11 22:12

[b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=878254&ptid=497176]4#[/url] [i]icefire[/i] [/b]


    Define porch : [pəurtʃ]
    n.门廊

icefire 发表于 2012-12-12 10:13

[b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=894201&ptid=497176]5#[/url] [i]tang24[/i] [/b]


    thank you.that's a good joke.

觉醒ing 发表于 2012-12-26 10:55

:lol

AllenHL 发表于 2012-12-28 13:01

Although he's only been 26 years old, but he's very comfortable.:qq83]

tang24 发表于 2012-12-29 23:47

[b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=908442&ptid=497176]8#[/url] [i]AllenHL[/i] [/b]


    You're right!

tang24 发表于 2013-3-10 22:18

you're so great!I like this part

邀月 发表于 2013-6-30 14:29

a little old man{:6_200:}

兔兔妈 发表于 2013-7-12 14:04

ah

tang24 发表于 2013-9-15 21:36

That's

yoyo1211 发表于 2013-10-25 13:14

yes, i  like the life.

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