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sumny 发表于 2010-3-22 14:01

3月22日笑口常开：troublesome wife

:qq73] read the joke carefully and then write down what touble did the wife cause to gain the score.

　　A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer.The following exchange takes place...
　　Man：What's the problem，officer?
　　Officer：You were going at least 75in a 55zone.
　　Man：No，sir，I was going 65.
　　[color=red]Wife：Oh，Harry.You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
[/color]　　Officer：I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight.
　　Man：Broken taillight?I didn't know about a broken taillight。
　　[color=red]Wife：Oh Harry，you've known about that tail for weeks.(Man gives his wife another dirty look.)
[/color]　　Officer：I' m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
　　Man：Oh，I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
　　[color=red]Wife：Oh，Harry，you never wear your seat belt.
[/color]　　Man：Shut your dang mouth。
　　Officer：(Turns to the woman)：Ma ' am，does your husband talk to you this way all the time?
　　[color=red]Wife：No，only when he's drunk.[/color]

ryt718 发表于 2010-3-22 16:23

The man is so lucky to have such a wife...

多彩小A 发表于 2010-3-23 09:07

The man has four terms of break traffic regulation.

woshibaobao 发表于 2010-3-23 10:35

:victory:

welove312 发表于 2010-3-23 23:10

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edwardlxy 发表于 2010-3-23 23:32

the wife is so cute

qiao172017 发表于 2010-3-24 20:21

the wife's word will caused some punish.

sxcqs 发表于 2010-3-26 08:12

Such an honor wife!

mrgdh2008 发表于 2010-3-31 10:09

Such a "honest" wife.:pig44)
The joke is very nice.

mike.wan 发表于 2010-4-5 09:31

Driving in drunk will cause serious punish.

haojunchensuper 发表于 2010-4-12 20:00

interesting;P

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