G-o-d! at least you can talk to me!
A guy felt the call of nature badly, and then he went to the toilet, but there was a queue train before the toilet, so he had to wait for his turn.Finally, there was only one before him after a few minutes, so he asked the guy before him, "Could you let me go in first? I am bursting, please!!!"
The guy replied slowly and painfully, "G-o-d! at least you can talk to me!!!"
the call of nature: 内急
toilet ['t?ilit] n. 厕所，盥洗室；梳妆，打扮
queue [kju:] n. 队列；长队；辫子
有一人心急火燎地跑向公共厕所，不过在厕所前排着长队，所以他只好站在最后一个。
好容易等到前面只剩下一个人了，他实在是憋不住对前面的人说：“我快憋不住了，能不能让我先进？”
前面的人紧握着拳头，从牙缝儿挤出一句话：“上帝，你至少还能说话！”
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