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kobe 发表于 2013-7-12 22:32

[7-12]英语笑话:模仿 Imitation

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]   A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it." [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]   Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache. "That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."[/size][/font][/color]

kobe 发表于 2013-7-12 22:34

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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。“来,坐下,吃点点心,”妈妈说,“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。” 一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛。 “你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的,”他那聪明的儿子说,“里面装点东西,就会好的。”[/font][/color]

tang24 发表于 2013-9-15 21:38

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